Oh midterms

It's kind of hard to think of a way to make midterms seem interesting without whining about them. So I'll just say that I have them like a kindergartener has chickenpox. Simile! (That says similie, not smile).

And just in case that doesn't quite show how gone my brain is:
1. I took two wrong turns driving home yesterday. TWO. And I've been driving there since September.
2. I typed "egg" instead of "fish" when I was texting and then found it hilarious.
3. I almost (accidentally!) walked into a Men's room.

Yep. Sad.