Sometimes I Wish...

I could afford to send random packages of very neat gifts off to random friends for no reason at all, except that

"I saw these and I had to get them for you! Enjoy!"

or

"Happy Tuesday! You are the cutest thing in the world!"

or

"Oh my gosh I wanted this so much that I thought you would probably want it too!"

or something else adorable that ends in an exclamation mark. (!) or three, if it's really good (!!!).

Maybe care packages will go on my twenty-two list. Or really any type of USPS correspondence requiring packing tape or stamps.